Talked to both my Anthony's today.
I need to sleep, but Anthony 2 keeps talkin to me, and I do enjoy talkin to him.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
I remember when we first met.
It was in the 7th grade in Spanish class. But then in 8th grade, you changed schools and I haven’t seen you in person since. How am I keepin in touch with you, when I haven’t spoken to a shitload of people that I met just last year? I swear, you’re more important than I want to admit. You bum.
I have 4 sisters, and all my life I’ve heard about what their boyfriends do and...– Bruno Mars (via bok-wit-bruno)
I'm gonna look pretty tomorrow.
Why? Because I fuckin can. And I’m in quite a lovely mood right now. Lacey dress and white shoes, here I come!
Liam: If we can collaborate with anyone artist in the world ... just who with the artist be it?
All: 1 2 3 ... BRUNO MARS
Liam: why Louie?
Louis: I just think he's got everything that you need to be .. amazing. He looks good. He might smell good. He sings good. He performs good. He's great in interviews. He's got the full package.
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole: Season 6 of Glee: “I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
My cousin's babymama (I refuse to say that she is...
Pardon my language, but fuck that. There are already too many kids in my family that people mistake for mine, I don’t need any more. Especially not when the mom’s just a tad bit psychotic unstable.
harryllloyd: ifyoucarryonthisway: the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn honey, you missed auburn big time
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on Maybe it zips?
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
arkhamsiren: panicponderland: chatterboxrose: worldofjoy: lifestooshortimnot: Batman: Joe Walker Robin: Lauren Lopez Catwoman: Jaime Lyn Beatty Commissioner Gordon: Dylan Saunders The Joker: Jim Povolo Life: Complete. LAUREN IS ROBIN! NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN THIS! AHHHHHHHH LAUREN LOPEZ IS ROBIN THIS IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC
friend: i want sex
friend: why wont guys fuck us
me: idk but i wish one of us was a guy so we could fuck all the time and wouldn't have to depend on guys to get what we want
friend: i know
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down