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I'm Khortney. I'm 19, and a UNCC 49er, what what?
I'm sad. I'm happy. I'm angry. I'm excited. I'm nervous.
All wrapped into one. All the time.
This isn't my life, but you do get glimpses.
This is what makes me smile when I think that I can't.
I love history and I'm studying to teach high school history. I also obsess. A lot.

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via ladypandacat)

saltfree:

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

(via youcancallmeq)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via goddamnvideostoreclerkguy)

jrnarvaez:

That’s just how he walks

(via goddamnvideostoreclerkguy)

(via manda)

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via meandbrunomars)

edleritter:

sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

edleritter:

if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

(Source: tinksboy, via bellecosby)

internetexplorers:

breaking-th3-habit:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

imagine a grape-sized human

OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD

Two kinds of people..

i am one person..

(via bellecosby)

"I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at ‘Pam.’ It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It’d be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person— I’m really happy now— but it would just… just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself: Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want. And act fast, ‘cause life just isn’t that long. " —

Pam, The Office finale

If that’s not good advice… I’m getting a little misty just reading it after hearing it spoken a mere 8 hours ago…

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disneyismyescape:

fallinlove-withdisney:

pardon-my-disney:

setting realistic goals for my future

So, do you think this is what Walt Disney said when he was talking to the architects for the parks?

OMG NO IM PICTURING IT! ^

ALL I CAN THINK IF IS THAT GIF SET THAT HAS WALT AND FLYNN BOTH DOING THE SMOLDER

(Source: pandoricaponds, via 1direction2yourheart)

imjustonekid:

the deathly hallows arent real, harry

there isnt a horcrux at hogwarts, harry

the half blood prince is obviously a girl, harry

(Source: turnthisstupidfatratyell0w, via musicismyboyfriendxd)